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Monday, November 2, 2009

50 (or so) Great Things About Having ADD!

This list used to hang in my bedroom when I first was diagnosed with ADHD; I found a great deal of support from these lines. I have no idea where I got them; as far as I have been able to find it was taken from a poster made by Bob Seay.

  • Entertain your friends with witty one-liners and sharp come backs.
  • Insomnia makes for more time to stay up and surf the net!
  • The drive of Hyper-focus.
  • Two words: Chat addiction
  • Hyperactivity+Creativity+a Compulsive Libido = One popular Guy on Dates
  • Resilience
  • Can meet someone, fall deeply in love, marry, fight, hate and divorce all in about 35 minutes or less
  • Sparkling personality
  • Drop names like Edison, Einstein, Walt Disney and Beethoven in conversations
  • Can fixate on one object while the rest of the world goes right down the toilet.
  • Can see all of your wordly possessions at one time… because they are all over the floor
  • Tends to be very generous with money, time and resources
  • Flexible
  • Enthusiastic
  • Innovative
  • A strong sense of what is FAIR
  • Willing to take a Risk
  • Alert
  • Eager
  • Creative
  • Provides original ideas
  • or isn’t afraid to steal them.
  • Make far reaching analogies that no one else understands.
  • Write them off as “Deep Thoughts”.
  • Theoretical
  • Abstract Thinkers
  • Spontaneous
  • Always Hopeful
  • Keeps business meetings lively
  • The Mind of a Pentium – with only 2Mb of RAM
  • Aesthetically oriented
  • Pleasantly and constantly surprised by finding clothing you had forgotten about.
  • Able to tie seemingly unrelated ideas together.
  • Funny
  • Able to see The Big Picture while others stumble around in the dark.
  • Independent
  • Demands to know WHY?
  • Last of the ROMANTICS
  • Has a wide variety of interests
  • Good conversationalist
  • Qualify for bulk rate mail on tax returns beause you have at least 24 W-2′s attached.
  • At IQs of 160 and above, virtually all people have ADD symptoms.
  • An innately better understanding of intuitive technologies such as computers.
  • In class popularity contests, always voted “Most Entertaining”, “Most Energetic” and “Most likely to Self Immolate”.
  • Great Improvisors
  • Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (did you actually read that?)
  • Honestly believes that anything is possible
  • Great at Extemporaneous Speaking
  • Quickly assimilates new information
  • Usually a little smarter than the average bear
  • Willing to “step out in faith”
  • Rarely satisfied with the status quo
  • Empathetic
  • Can easily replace missing childhood photos with panels from “Calvin & Hobbes”
  • Pleasantly and constantly surprised by finding money you had forgotten about.
  • Blows up, but then usually recovers quickly.
  • An unstoppable dynamo of human energy.
  • Doesn’t know when to quit.
  • Intuitive
  • Compassionate
  • Persistant
  • Spunky
  • Hidden TALENT
  • Closely attuned to the moods of those around them.
  • Pleasantly and constantly surprised by finding spouses you had forgotten about.
  • Add is especially common among artists, musicians, and other creative people.
  • Can always be depended upon to provide a different perspective
  • Visionary
  • An Individualist
  • Many successful entrepreneurs exhibit ADD behaviours.
  • A greater tolerance for Chaos
  • Provides job security for writers of Spell check programs
  • Will fight for what they believe in
  • Excellent motivators of others
  • Highly organized, punctual and generally responsible (OK, so I lied).
posted by Klaas at 19:48  
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